I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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