yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Someone came in the potted fern
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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