...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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