Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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