what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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