TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
