I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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