The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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