Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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