Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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