yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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