1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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