then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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