Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
