I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
