jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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