if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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