why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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