i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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