Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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