So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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