They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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