oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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