That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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