It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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