so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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