I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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