Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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