Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
just tell him i said nine months
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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