it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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