i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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