Porn is love you can see.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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