Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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