He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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