Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
where am i from again
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I had to cum in my sink.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
