Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The feeling are messing with the penis
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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