I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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