My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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