I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Less talking, more tequila
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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