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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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