so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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