Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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