Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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