Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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