I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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