i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Someone shattered a urinal.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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