Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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