i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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