the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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