Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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