it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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