protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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