But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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