so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You left your underwear on the fireplace
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
What a dumb baby whore.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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